Oakland, California

DeMarcus Cousins’ long anticipated return to the NBA may be in jeopardy after the Warriors center learned of the opponents he will be facing off against.

During film session, coach Steve Kerr began to gameplan for Clippers center, Boban Marjanovic. As we’ve discussed previously, Marjanovic is literally the greatest player of all time. It’s no surprise that Bucketheadz reporters inside the Warriors locker room saw Cousins visibly upset. One source leaked bits of a conversation with guard Steph Curry – “This can NOT be the game I come back man. I need to build up a little confidence, get back in my rhythm. How am I supposed to do that with Boban’s armpits at my face level? With him dunking on me without jumping? I don’t think I can do it…”

This report will be updated. It’s unclear whether Boogie will play tonight.