LeBron To Step Away From Spotlight For 12 Hours

Los Angeles, California A few weeks ago, LeBron James’ playoff mode was “activated”. Since that stretch, the Lakers have gone for two wins in seven opportunities, including impressive losses against the Suns and the Pelicans. Things are different this time, swears LeBron. “It’s for real activated this time I was just playing before, y’all know…

Willie Cauley Stein Demands Accountability

Sacramento, California With a whole day to reflect on a vanquished comeback attempt against league-best Milwaukee, Kings center Willie Cauley Stein flexed his veteran leadership skills to the media. “Guys are just making silly mistakes in games that need to be won. In this league you need to be able to close. A comeback doesn’t…

Fans Clamoring for more Skills Challenge

Charlotte, North Carolina “Unbelievable, I think my heart stopped for a moment but I’m not even sure”. The fan reaction is piling up after another year of All Star game favorite The Skills Challenge and even NBA players haven’t been able to control themselves. The high profile event apparently nearly ended it all for NBA…

Should we make fun of Gobert for Crying?

This is a tricky one. Rudy Gobert who is a deserving all-star (over Klay Thompson this year, if you’re asking) has been snubbed because of a higher valuation for offensive players than defense. His disappointment is well grounded. But he’s also getting roasted for crying about it. Andre Iguodala quoted “Friday” by asking if he…

Dirk Nowitzki Set to Retire out of Awkward Situation

Today’s announcement that the NBA would be honoring the careers of future Hall of Famer’s Dwayne Wade and Dirk Nowitzki by allowing them to play in one final all star game. Wade is still playing well in his #lastdance contributing well off the bench for the Heat and showing up in big games for what…

The Culture of Player Power

Anthony Davis may be the biggest star in years to do so, but is this generation of NBA stars selfish? Memories come to mind of Kevin Durant leaving to the rival Warriors after losing to them return (still not cool with this!) as well as LeBron James wiping out Cleveland, only to return and deliver…

DeMarcus Cousins Return in Jeopardy

Oakland, California DeMarcus Cousins’ long anticipated return to the NBA may be in jeopardy after the Warriors center learned of the opponents he will be facing off against. During film session, coach Steve Kerr began to gameplan for Clippers center, Boban Marjanovic. As we’ve discussed previously, Marjanovic is literally the greatest player of all time….

Ignorant English Fooled by Emmanuel Mudiay

London, UK A crowd of neutral bystanders took in two of the NBA’s hottest teams in an annual promotion trying to make Brits give a shit about basketball. The experiment in Mexico, England, and various other countries during preseason games has seen mixed results. This contest, however, could shake up the NBA All Star game….

Warriors Regret Not Visiting White House

Oakland, California Upon learning of Clemson’s recent trip to the White House after slaughtering Alabama in the National Championship game of college football, the Golden State Warriors are both privately and publicly regretting their decision to decline President Trump’s offer to visit the White House. While technically the President’s offer never came, the Warriors had…